}

 subtly sexting a drunken bf~

j1gs4w:

h4mster:

omg where is this

omg 
that spider I squished last night was a beast !

i smelt burning so first i thought there was something wrong with my laptop so i turned it off

then i could still smell burning so i checked the whole house for fire

passing a mirror i noticed my hair was a mess

then remembered i’d turned my straighteners on over an hour ago

stupid things, you’d think they’d turn themselves off after a while… 

@hanleaf yep ! :p

Cameo roles ftw!

at least you got credited :( ! all my creys